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Road Trip EP #3: Holy shit we didnt think it would take this long to write 50 songs!

by Shlong Weaner

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1.
KY 04:42
when mitch mcconnell freezes, this song is what is going thru his mind
2.
NY 01:07
feat. walt whitman (walt whitman DID NOT mess around with this shit)
3.
DC 01:43
i have now flushed the toilet 3 times and the water just keeps coming up tinted red from all the blood. i love it. feeling so wild and free. my veins have inverted because i have no more blood. it all came out and now i have nothing including no worries. a high like no other. yippeeee. as a girl it is especially fun to kill ᕙʕಠᴥಠʔᕗ
4.
NE 01:42
"'i would not go to nebraska if i were you. my cousin went to nebraska and he told me that if you say the word "shlong weaner" three times while standing the rotunda of the nebraska state capital building then a ghost will come out of the wall and chase you and i idindnt like it when my cousin said htat because i dont like ghosts and theyre scary and sometimes at night i wake up in bed and i hear a voice that sais "shlong weaner, shlong weaner, shlong weaner" and i dont live in nebraska but if i ever had to move there or somethin like for work or some kinda emergency or something like if I had to move there i wouldnt like it cuz what if one time i was standing the capital state building rotunda and then the voice would make the ghost come out and chase me and I would run and maybe go across the street and go into a shop to hide and the ghost would chase me' - mark chapman (i bet he'll say this on his death bed. I would put like 50 dollars on that)" - John Lennon, the day he was born
5.
MT 04:38
i often drive very very erratically to this song

about

this is kind of like a "goodest hits" record because all of these songs are good and we want to hit you with some crazy knowledge that is hidden and locked away within them.

this album is also a reference to the hit movie "road trip" because its about going to different states, and in the movie they do that! - SW

credits

released December 19, 2023

the person who did some sort of task: josh
the person who did some other sort of task: slutterfly
the person who did some third task: chedda cheeze

Paradigm Shift Records 028

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