Road Trip EP #1: The Adventure Begins!

by Shlong Weaner

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Pepper Jerk Perfect for agoraphobics and shut-ins, SW takes the listener on a cross-country musical journey. My favorite track is TN, both because I reside in said state and I also suffered from the described medical emergency. It could be the Bud Lights talking, but I’m pretty confident that SW gave me the woke mind virus, and I’ve never felt better. IRL travel can be stressful, so why not just stay home and cram several hot loads of the Shlong into your frickin earholes? Namaste, goddamit.

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1.	NV 02:35	lyrics	buy track
this songs like: tikatikatikatikatikatiaktikatika boo bap boo bap bap boo bap boo bap bap boo bap boo bap bap boo bap boo bap bap AHAHHAHAHHAHAHGGHAGHAGHHAGHGAHGGHAHGAGHA
2.	TN 04:16	lyrics	buy track
this fine composition was composed at a time in which the artists was concerned about pissing out dick so much that they're dick was, in fact, hurting
3.	AK 02:41	lyrics	buy track
bru h alaska its like so cold up there LMFAOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4.	IL 01:10	lyrics	buy track
anyone selling a house PLEASE hit me up looking to invest in reality ASAP need that cashflow
5.	WI 00:49	lyrics	buy track
about earlier... SORRY BOUT THE CHEESE :)

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lol ayyyeee whats up you guys hahahah. so yeah we are stilll needing more money to pay off our new boat that we bought. We needed the time to contemplate and think about life and shit so we bought a boat. Only problem with the boat is- Its expensive😂😂😂😂😂! last week we got lost in the pond and jeffery had to come and find us. it was very dark and foggy and he was killed and eaten by alligators but we managed to find our way back! LoLZ I got sunburned pretty bad when we were out on the water too because thers no shade on the boat haha. anyways we put out a new album and its this one that youre looking at hopefully you guys will like it and want to listen to it all we want to do is spread love and positivity guys you are the most loyal fanbases ever!! OMG i love it its crazy how much of a good fanbase we have lol shit lols

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released May 3, 2023

hertz that are low: slutterfly
the breaker of wills: Josh
so much cheese : chedda cheeze

To the people and representatives of those states of which we have chosen to write songs about, we extend a special level of gratitude unto you for giving us permission to represent your states as waveforms.

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