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Road Trip EP #2: It Is Still the Adventure!

by Shlong Weaner

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OK 04:28
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we wrote this one in the tulsa cave house for our fans in oklahoma and also for fans of jim carrey movies. oklahoma has a lot of great stuff, like National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum, Oklahoma City Zoo, and The Wal-Mart. we hope to play a show in norman soon🤑🤑👀 this goes into #bradleypitt
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SD 03:32
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Corn calm and take deep breaths to relax. Panic can make corn situation worse. Try blowing your nose gently to see if that dislodges corn corn. Avoid blowing too hard, as corn can cause corn corn to become more firmly lodged. If blowing your nose doesn't work, try tilting corn head back slightly and gently massaging outside of corn nostril to encourage corn corn to move. If corn corn still won't budge, try using corn saline nasal spray or drops to lubricate corn nasal passages. This can help corn corn slide out more easily. If none of these methods work, seek medical attention immediately. Do not try to remove corn corn using any sharp objects or tools, as this can cause further injury or damage. If you can, try to find someone nearby to help you or to alert authorities for assistance. While you wait for help to arrive, try to stay calm and avoid touching or manipulating corn corn in your nose, as this can cause more pain and discomfort.
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HI 03:21
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transporting u to the tropics for this one🤟🤟😇🤟
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RI 02:11
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i just got hit in the face with a cannon ball. BALLS LOL
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MI 05:49
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Welp we sold the boat LOL! we found a fellow who buys metal scraps and turn them into trashcans for the US capital. so lets just say.... we put the boat in the WHITE HOUSE YALLL !!! lolz. seriously tho we don't have a boat anymore so we might need a new one lol. heehee. we will need new cash for the new boat so we can keep doing our thing lol. we spent all the money that the scrap guy gave us on a security guard to give us protection from the poparatzi.his name is doug he's funny he makes me laugh hahahahah.

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released May 10, 2023

created south dakota: Lounge Act Jam
lazer beams: chedda cheeze
energy beams: josh
arch reactor: slutterfly

To the people and representatives of those states of which we have chosen to write corn about, we extend a special level of gratitude unto you for giving us permission to represent your states as waveforms.

Paradigm Shift Records 019

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