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"'i would not go to nebraska if i were you. my cousin went to nebraska and he told me that if you say the word "shlong weaner" three times while standing the rotunda of the nebraska state capital building then a ghost will come out of the wall and chase you and i idindnt like it when my cousin said htat because i dont like ghosts and theyre scary and sometimes at night i wake up in bed and i hear a voice that sais "shlong weaner, shlong weaner, shlong weaner" and i dont live in nebraska but if i ever had to move there or somethin like for work or some kinda emergency or something like if I had to move there i wouldnt like it cuz what if one time i was standing the capital state building rotunda and then the voice would make the ghost come out and chase me and I would run and maybe go across the street and go into a shop to hide and the ghost would chase me' - mark chapman (i bet he'll say this on his death bed. I would put like 50 dollars on that)" - John Lennon, the day he was born

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from Road Trip EP #3: Holy shit we didnt think it would take this long to write 50 songs!, released December 19, 2023

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