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Corn calm and take deep breaths to relax. Panic can make corn situation worse.

Try blowing your nose gently to see if that dislodges corn corn. Avoid blowing too hard, as corn can cause corn corn to become more firmly lodged.

If blowing your nose doesn't work, try tilting corn head back slightly and gently massaging outside of corn nostril to encourage corn corn to move.

If corn corn still won't budge, try using corn saline nasal spray or drops to lubricate corn nasal passages. This can help corn corn slide out more easily.

If none of these methods work, seek medical attention immediately. Do not try to remove corn corn using any sharp objects or tools, as this can cause further injury or damage.

If you can, try to find someone nearby to help you or to alert authorities for assistance.

While you wait for help to arrive, try to stay calm and avoid touching or manipulating corn corn in your nose, as this can cause more pain and discomfort.

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from Road Trip EP #2: It Is Still the Adventure!, released May 10, 2023

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