WARNING: EXTREMELY VALUABLE MERCHANDISE!!! Shlong Weaner is proud to announce our first piece of merch! For 10 dollars, YOU could be the sole owner of this limited edition {of 1?} Shlong Weaner iPhone. This product is also adorned with FIVE SIGNATURES - one from each member of your very own shlong WEANER. [NOTE: this phone is not actually an iPhone and also it's completely broken.]
Includes unlimited streaming of
Fifty (it's an iPhone World)
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
The Book Of Shlong – SHLONG WEANER TRIPLE THREAT COMPILATION
$6 USD
Shlong Weaner (is) Real – SHLONG WEANER (IS) REAL (CD)
$6 USD
I'm In This Chair Right Now (2020) – IM IN THIS CHAIR DOUBLE ALBUM CD
$6 USD
Renaew Gnolhs Commits Cultural Suicide – RENAEW GNOLHS COMMITS to being in CD FORM!!!!!!
$6 USD
Besides (and Rarities) (Remastered [Deluxe {Expanded}]) – Besides (and Rarities) DELUXE CD ????
$6 USD
Shlong Weaner Greatest Hits Sampler CD
$6 USD
THE PLACE WHERE TIGERS GO TO DIE SHIRT
$10 USD
MIDAS TOUCH TEE
$10 USD
LUST FOR CRIMSON JIZZ EXCLUSIVE APPAREL
$10 USD
Shlong Weaner Beaverton, Oregon
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