Shlong Weaner (is) Real, by Shlong Weaner

Shlong Weaner (is) Real

by Shlong Weaner

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Pepper Jerk I been into these dudes since November 2020. They be laying down the sweet Pandy jams. When they whip it out all is revealed. I played it for my neighbor and he started acting all funny. Pretty sure you can get the kids to go to school without vaccinations if you play the record over the intercom. Yeah that’s what is up. Howard Schultz is a fan, I heard. You wanted the best, you got the best. The hottest band in the world. Don’t be fooled by the Safeway imagery, this band is dangerous as hec

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1.	Rapatative Lifetiles 04:11	lyrics	buy track
Pt. 1 👀🤑
2.	C on the P 02:30	lyrics	buy track
yeah we just did that 😎
3.	Institutionalized (2021 Remix) 02:19	lyrics	buy track
SUCK IT ICE T
4.	Repetitative Lifestyle 02:00	lyrics	buy track
Some things have a way of coming back and haunting us.
5.	Groceries 03:18	lyrics	buy track
Swag, money, power...
6.	Groceries (Reprise) 00:23	lyrics	buy track
...and Shlong. (new megadeth album)
7.	Ork WAAAGH! 07:19	info	buy track
8.	Extralude (John Roberts Remix) 00:46	lyrics	buy track
Run!

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dedicated to Temijin and Justice John Roberts 🙏🙏🙏🙏

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released March 21, 2021

Slutterfly: funky broom stick & polysyllabic noise thrower & guitars
Mark: Egg shaker, conversationler assistance, Innocent shlong listener, guitars too
Chedda Cheeze: Phone owner, Egg shakist, also on guitars
Cray: God. Creaking door sound effect. he also played guitars

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Lounge Act Jam: Alan Yang. (guitars)

Paradigm Shift Records 006

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Shlong Weaner Beaverton, Oregon

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