I'm In This Chair Right Now (2022 ORIGINAL VERSION)

by Shlong Weaner

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1.	no more... (DJ COSMOPUSSY MIX) 07:32	lyrics	buy track
bruh this just how it be sometimes😂😂😂
2.	I WUZ IN THAT THERE CHAIR BACK THERE WAY BACK THEN (2002) [DJ MÁQUINA MIX] 02:59	lyrics	buy track
so doc... you tellin me.... that you built a TIME MACHINE.... out of the SHLONGMOBILE?!
3.	Jeb the Binaural Bezos (DJ HYPnoCHAOS MIX) 03:54	lyrics	buy track
9/11 did jeb bush
4.	Affirmative Statement (DJ HYPnoCHAOS MIX) 02:46	lyrics	buy track
don't tell slash that we covered his song😂😂😂 #balls
5.	Dance of the Carnivores (DJ MÁQUINA MIX) 07:33	lyrics	buy track
do NOT listen to this song in the shower. if you do let us know how it goes tho😂😂😂😂 shlongweaner@gmail.com
6.	Relude/\Reload/\Reborn (DJ HYPnoCHAOS MIX) 01:41	lyrics	buy track
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about

in march of december of 2020, we decided to release the original mixes of our landmark album, I'm In This Chair Right Now. The version we released in November of that year was a mix that we were unsatisfied with, but the label liked it and we were forced to put it out. It ended up taking us over a year to get the rights to the analog tapes that contained the original mix of the album, but we can now finally release it to the public. strap in and get ready for ur balls to explode.

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released April 1, 2022

Performers:

Josh: Guitar & Vox & Kettle
Slutterfly: Bass axe + tener axe + Dryer
Cray: Ephemeral - All Encompassing God Energy/Performance
Chedda Cheeze: electro guit and bass and sticks

Mix:

DJ MÁQUINA
DJ COSOMOPUSSY
DJ HYPnoCHAOS

Paradigm Shift Records 013

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