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Jerry
07:34
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This track was bootlegged back in 2003 at a New Orleans jazz festival.
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Shlong Weaner Israel
07:59
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We were contacted by some make-a-wish kid who wanted us to play at his bar mitzvah before he ate it. Needless to say, we delivered.
Greaseball Jones Jr.
1994 - 2007
Rest In Power πππ
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In 2008, we were contracted by Apple to make a commercial for the first iPhone. Unfortunately, the commercial never aired due to natural disasters.
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Dad Sex Doll
04:24
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No elaboration needed.
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Ibudo Kandoga
01:55
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A 2005 recording. This song was originally a 15+ progressive / orchestral epic. However, the tape was faulty, and we only booked enough studio time for one run-through of the song. The version we included on this collection is the only snippet that is actually listenable, and as you can tell, the vocal track is still heavily damaged.
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McCheese in Memoriam
02:27
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2005 recording celebrating the 20 year anniversary of the removal of Mayor McCheese from the McDonaldland cannon. Once this song began to gain traction, McDonalds forced us to erase all evidence of its existence. Only now, with the support of the people, are we able to release it to the public eye.
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shlang peaner [REDUX]
03:10
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Alternate take of the classic shlong. Performed live many times during the 2006 tour, "Shlong Around the World ft supporting artist: Korn."
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DRSKN
00:40
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Rare recording of the original Shlong Weaner drummer. After this take, they were promptly fired from the band.
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The Waffol Song
01:14
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Studio noodling from the same day ‘‘!Β₯ΓΓΔΓΓΓ
HhHhHΒ‘!Β‘!! was recorded.
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Essentially:
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE π DUDE π DUDE π DUDE π DUDE π DUDE π DUDE π FUCKING π WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA π DUDE!!!!!!!!!! π WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! π hits π₯ bong FUCKING π DUUUUUUDE that π WEEED like π just...................DUDE LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i π am π so π― fucking π HIGH π on π WEED π right π now π XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my π¨ DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK π DANK π DANK π WEED LEGALIZE IT! π― LEGALIZE IT! π― LEGALIZE IT! π― ROLL π EM π SMOKE π¬ EM π PUT π EM π IN π A π BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! π FUCKING π WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i π am π just π FUCKING π BAKED right π now π my π¨ DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! π LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE π YO π― HAND π IF π U π TURNT π AF π² RIGHT π NOW π raises both π hands π AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED π DUDE π WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SMOKE π¬ 2 π JOINTS π³ IN π DA πΉ MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! π HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM π° LIKE π A π FUCKIN π KITE π RIGHT π NOW π MY π¨ DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! π S π O π― F π΄ U π C π K π‘ I π N π G πΊ H π₯ I π G πΊ H π₯ O π― N π W π E πΆ E πΆ D πΉ I π CANT π« EVEN π FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING π¬ ONLY π¦ THE π DANKEST π OF π¦ HERB MY π¨ DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! π SOME π¨ OF π¦ THAT π TRIPLE BANANA π WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA π
DANK π GAZA GRASS π± YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN π SO π― FUCKIN π BLAZED RIGHT π NOW π DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS π cough SHIT π© cough IS π¦ cough SO π― cough FUCKIN π cough DANK π my π¨ DUDE π HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY π‘ AM π I π EVEN π LAUGHING π
ROTFLMAOO THIS π SHIT π© IS π¦ NARSH BRO π FUCKIN π HELLA π· SMOKE π¬ WEED π ERR DAY π YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sporadically recorded over the span of 5 years.
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